"I never thought it would happen to me." And this is not a Penthouse letter.
I sat down today to play razz while waiting for a late job interview call (very late). Never, in all my days of Razz, had I ever lost EVERY HAND I PLAYED. I had rolled up Aces 3 times, rolled up Kings 3 times, and only had 5 starting hands with 3 cards 8 or better the first 45 minutes.
In the immortal words of General McArthur, "Razz is hell!"