Monday, April 02, 2007

Hit me with your rhythm stick

HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME

I have OFFICIALLY joined the "BAD BEAT SO BAD I HAD TO SCREAM CLUB"

I limp with Ac8c from Utg and FLOP the nut flush against 5 callers. I check, and it goes around to the button who pushes all in with nothing but a pair of sevens. The board is 2c3cJc. And he pushes with two RED sevens. I call AND SO DOES ANOTHER GUY?! The other guy is ALREADY DRAWING DEAD with nothing but overs?!
The guy with 77...get this. TURN is a 7 (set), river is a 2 (boat).

I have 1/3 of my stack left and 2 hands later I push all in with JJ and get called by the SAME GUY with Ad5d and he makes a flush.

Somewhere, variance owes me a freakin blow job.

2 comments:

Gadzooks64 said...

Ok, I say we play on the same table and see who the poker gods hate more... I think you're a slight favorite.

If it's any consolation I'm right there with you, but you pry already know that from my whiny ass - on a bad run and I'm going to tell you all about it - nothing but bad beats blog.

P.S. Hope to see you at the next Pokerslut Tour event!

BSN said...

My ex-wife used to say "Hit me with your rhythm stick" when she wanted to... you know...