22 lousy hands

Played in my very first online $20 tourney. The one that has 180 players...

Columbo777 (1500 in chips)
Dealt to Columbo777 [3c 2s]
Dealt to Columbo777 [Jh 4c]
Dealt to Columbo777 [3d 9d]
Dealt to Columbo777 [5d 6c]
Dealt to Columbo777 [3s 8d]
Dealt to Columbo777 [8c 5h]
Dealt to Columbo777 [7c 2d]

Level I (10/20)
Columbo777: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Columbo777 [Qc Kc]
folds
calls 20
calls 20
raises 40 to 60
folds
folds
calls 60
folds
Columbo777: calls 40 limp/call in level 1
calls 40
calls 40
*** FLOP *** [8c 8h Td]
Columbo777: checks
checks
checks
bets 100
folds
folds
calls 100
Columbo folds
*** TURN *** [8c 8h Td] [Kh]
checks
bets 200
calls 200
*** RIVER *** [8c 8h Td Kh] [Qd]
bets 40
raises 160 to 200
folds
original raiser collected 990 from pot
How did I know I would have sucked out on him?

Dealt to Columbo777 [Kh Ts]
MP: raises 80 to 100
Columbo777: folds

Dealt to Columbo777 [3c As]
Dealt to Columbo777 [7c 8d]
LP: raises 880 to 920 and is all-in
Columbo777: folds

Dealt to Columbo777 [Qc 5h]
Dealt to Columbo777 [9c 5c]

Level I (10/20)
Dealt to Columbo777 [5c Ac]
*** FLOP *** [9d 8c Ad]
*** TURN *** [9d 8c Ad] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [9d 8c Ad 7h] [2d]
LP: bets 460
Columbo777: folds

Level II (15/30)
Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Columbo777 (1330 in chips)
Dealt to Columbo777 [Th Tc]
Columbo777: calls 30 [planning on limp-raise here]
MP: raises 60 to 90
folds
MP: calls 90
MP: calls 90
LP: calls 75
Columbo777: raises 210 to 300 [limp raise as planned]
calls 210
calls 210
calls 210
folds [3 callers?!, no respect]
*** FLOP *** [5s As 9s]
All check
*** TURN *** [5s As 9s] [4c]
Columbo777: bets 300
calls 300
*** RIVER *** [5s As 9s 4c] [Ah]
Columbo777: bets 150
calls 150
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Columbo777: shows [Th Tc] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
shows [Jd Jh] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
That sucked!!!

Dealt to Columbo777 [4s Td]
Dealt to Columbo777 [3d 2c]
Dealt to Columbo777 [6s 3c]
Dealt to Columbo777 [Jc 7d]
Dealt to Columbo777 [Jc 7d] (not a typo)
Dealt to Columbo777 [4c 6s]
Dealt to Columbo777 [7c Jh] (still not a typo)

Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Columbo777 [Jh Js]
MP: raises 120 to 150
Columbo777: raises 385 to 535 and is all-in
Button: raises 600 to 1135 and is all-in
MP: calls 855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ts 2s 5h]
*** TURN *** [Ts 2s 5h] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 2s 5h Qc] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MP: shows [Kd 9h] (a pair of Fives)
button showed [Kc Qs] and won (2590) with two pair, Queens and Fives

I am Sad.