"I run bad" Hall of fame entry

Move over Fuel, this one is a BEAUT!!!

Full Tilt Poker Game #11329770244: $34,000 Guarantee (84997658), Table 59 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:57:50 ET - 2009/03/25
Seat 1: columbo (10,053) (took one in the cakes earlier 77 vs 88 vs 22, stole my way back from 4k)
Seat 2: Ruthless2010 (47,662)
Seat 3: dlrbills (29,525)
Seat 4: socal_bettie (26,226)
Seat 5: SHIPdaCHIPS (10,848)
Seat 6: Alenkij (29,971)
Seat 7: urbanwarr1or (10,950)
Seat 8: sidknee (9,340)
Seat 9: p4tricio (3,494)
antes 100
dlrbills posts the small blind of 400
socal_bettie posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to columbo [Ac Ks]
SHIPdaCHIPS folds
Alenkij folds
urbanwarr1or folds
sidknee folds
p4tricio raises to 3,394, and is all in
columbo raises to 9,953, and is all in
dlrbills has 15 seconds left to act
dlrbills raises to 29,425, and is all in
socal_bettie has 15 seconds left to act
socal_bettie folds
dlrbills shows [Qh Ah]
p4tricio: gg guys lol
p4tricio shows [Td 9h]
columbo shows [Ac Ks]
Uncalled bet of 19,472 returned to dlrbills

So, even if my AK loses to the 9T by some act of fate, I still have a 13k sidepot to win AK vs AQ!. Either way, profit!

*** FLOP *** [Ad Qd 6d]

OMFG. are you freaking kidding me? Really?

*** TURN *** [Ad Qd 6d] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad Qd 6d 3c] [8h]
dlrbills shows two pair, Aces and Queens
columbo shows a pair of Aces
dlrbills wins the side pot (13,118) with two pair, Aces and Queens
p4tricio shows Ace Queen high
dlrbills wins the main pot (11,782) with two pair, Aces and Queens
p4tricio stands up
columbo stands up
DTaylor1979 sits down
DTaylor1979 adds 27,287

*** SUMMARY ***
Yeah, I got your summary, RIGHT HERE!
Don't even get me started on the AQ CALLING not 1 but 2 all-ins. Does anyone in their right mind put me on AJ or JJ here?!