Friday, May 06, 2005

The Tale of El-Foldo

with appologies to Monty Python

Bravely bold El-Foldo logged into his favorite site...
He was not afraid to Bet
Bold, brave El-Foldo
He was not at all afraid to be betting Jack Ten off
Brave, brave, brave, El-Foldo

He was not in the least bit scared to fold a winning hand
or to have his draws pushed out, and his pot surrendered
To have his chip stack split and his image burned away
and his ego hacked and mangled, brave El-Foldo

His folded straight draw and his folded flush draw,
His AJ mucked and his blind folded
His steal re-raised and his outs cheated
His connectors not playing and his baby pair reraised
His mid-pair...

Um, that's enough singing from the rail...

Brave El-foldo folds his hand.

Brave El-Fold threw his cards away.
Bravely folded his hand away away.

When danger reared its ugly head,
he bravely mucked his cards and fled,
Brave El-Foldo, mid pair re-raised

He ran away with a look so dazed

Yes, Brave El-foldo turned about
and very bravely chickened out...

Why? Because he is not putting his opponents on hands!!!!

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